49 Thoughts You Have Moving From Apple To Android.
For those of you who don't know I made the big commitment to sell up my dying iPhone and move to android about a fortnight ago. The move wasn't one I wanted to make but it was made out of necessity. My iPhone 6 was on it's last legs, I have a £7.50 sim only contract, I couldn't justify to myself getting a new iPhone contract but couldn't afford to spend £600+ on a new one and here we are. One order of a refurbished Samsung Galaxy 6 for under 200 quid later and my Apple days are no more.
But with my move from Apple to Android came a few noticeable differences....
What the fuck does it do.
How do I turn it on?
How do I turn it off?
Is there even a lock button?
Do I tap it?
Do I swipe it?
Why is the lock button in such a stupid place?
How do I unlock it?
Do I swipe it?
Do I tap it?
Facial recognition? THIS IS THE FUTURE.
Bit big brother innit.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT RECOGNISED.
Fingerprint unlock, thank you apple gods.
Pin code too? Why not.
What was my pin again?
Is it 4 digits or 6?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE LITTLE DOTS LIKE IPHONE DOES TO TELL ME.
How do I open the camera on the lock screen?
Swipe in what direction?
Jesus christ what have I opened now.
Fucking hell the camera is amazing though.
Manual mode? Oh hello.
Jesus christ why does anyone ever use an iPhone camera?
This is amazing.
Oh damn that selfie camera.
LOOK AT MY SKIN. IT'S EVENED OUT MY SKIN. LOOOOOK AT MY SKIN.
So why are there all these extra apps?
Can you delete them all?
God I thought iPhone had a lot of preinstalled apps. This is next level.
So I can have all these apps and like 4 on my home screen?
Why have two screens though?
Themes? What is this?
Widgets? What is this?
SWEET LORD APPS ARE SO CHEAP ON ANDRIOD.
We're back to SMS counters on texts? What is this the dark ages?
Converted to MMS? This isn't a picture message???
AN EMOJI. AN EMOJI MAKES IT AN MMS?
Fuck it I can't live without emojis, how will anyone know what sarcastic tone I'm creating?
TWENTY FIVE PENCE CHARGED TO MY BILL.
Fuck you android.
Literally how the fuck do I do anything?
This layout is just confusing me.
WHY DO I KEEP ACCIDENTALLY OPENING RANDOM APPS.
Oh god if I send one more text to the wrong person I swear to god.
OR SEND TWATTING MESSAGES BEFORE I FINISHED THEM.
Oh man that camera though.
And so cheap!
(But we all know Apple still reigns supreme don't we?)
